ok. tripat emailed me this. i hope he doesnt mind that i post it.
but to me the weird thing wasnt the incident, heh, but where it occurred.
my dad was born and raised in small ass Valparaiso, Indiana...
fucking coincidences:

TODAY'S SIGN THE WORLD IS ENDING
This guy is one sick bird.
An Indiana man faces up to seven and a half years in prison after
being accused of having sex with a chicken.
The Times (of Hammond, Ind.) reports police were called to a
Valparaiso motel on Memorial Day after the maid found blood and
chicken feathers all over one of the motel room. Motel officials said
the room had been rented the night before to Michael Bessigano, 30,
who police say has a history of harming and having sex with animals,
including geese and dogs.
Police questioned Bessigano and they said he admitted having sex
with a chicken that he stole from a chicken farm south of town. The
chicken died.