just a bit more:

i stopped for gas today.... this scraggly, bum looking dude and i crossed paths at the gas station door.
he told me he just herd that if all cops were on acid, thered be less homocides.
all i could respond to that was a "hmmmm.."
his response: "that makes me want to go get another beer."
it was 8 in the morning.

air! theres hope for you yet! this guy came through my line today. but not just any guy. he was wearing a kilt.
and not just any kilt. this kilt was made out of the same shit that your work pants are made of!!!!
if you can get your hands on those, yer on your way to being a scottish construction worker!!
now we just have to work on that lesbian shit.
i shoulda asked him where he got them.