MOOSE

I ate moose yesterday. It's like cow, just slightly more juicy.
If I wasn't told, I wouldn't have known.

I feel bad though. I got it while attending at party at one of my professor's houses.
She looks at me, slaps the moose hunk on my bun and asks,
"Did you call for this earlier? Cuz there's only 8."

I didn't call for it, but what the hell was I supposed to do?
The meat was already on the bun!
Like I can just throw it back on the barbie...
So I ate it up, and it was delicious! Thank you.