wtf. air just sent me that tunak song wanks wetting himself over. takes me back to jr high when i'd hang out at shankers, always with the stereotypical indian music, and the smell of cumin in the air (the other kinda cumin =P). his uncle native to india would always walk around saying "Billy!" (bil-LEE) when he'd see shankers little scotty dog. apparently billy in hindu means teddy bear.
another thing he'd repeatedly say was "una capete" (una cap-ette-tay). hell if i know what it means. shanker would never tell me. i asked trip a while back, but he didnt know either.. i think his uncle was.. yeah. a few arms short of vishnu. not to mention that his mom married shankers other uncle.. heh, ok, so it wasnt really his uncle, but thats what shankers mom told him that this guy that came over was. one night shanker and friends found mom and uncle fucking in the hot tub. he never lived that down. his mom doing his uncle. he'd get really pissed when we'd study oedipus in english.. i'd just laugh. anyway. thanx for bringing up old memories. i dont know what happened to this crazy fucker, other than someone told me that he delivered their pizza... go shank.

ok. firefighters. piss oFF! i saw too many of you today. at school, right next to the firestation, there was this dumbfuck in a tin can that ran straight into a big ass van and got its shit rocked. there was a baby on board and everything. but i guess if youre going to do that, one of the best places to do it would be infront of the firestation, of course the very best would be at a hospital, and dammit. these guys were hindu-looking too. go fig.
anyway, more fucking firemen. i go to work at 5, and theres a firetruck with its hazard lights on out infront of the store, and theres this fireman opening and closing the employee entrance door. he gets confused with my wanting to enter. but anyway, shit calms down, then during the last hour of my shift, all these strobe looking lights start going off everywhere in the store, and this annoying buzz goes off with it... the alarms going off.. so the firefuckers have to come back over again cuz the alarms faulty, and they tromp around with their clunky helmets and whatnot, freaking people out. but, if any of you are feeling a bit mischevous tonight, the firemen fucked up the employee entrance, so its unlocked, and anyone can go in, even after hours i suspect. cuz i dont think they told anyone, and im probably the only one that knows because when i went in, he asked me if its usually locked or unlocked.
then i came home, and had to see fireman keiths lame ass.
bitches.