BUTT-FUCKING-A!!! why does every goddamn human have to be a procrastinator.. why did all the fuckers have to buy shit today? if any of yall came to my store, i woulda killed yo punk ass!!! retail sux dick for holidays, it takes away all the meaning.. tomorrow im just going to get up and dread going back to work.. im not going to look for fucking eggs that cost $2.19 for 2 18-packs. with fucking $.29 fake grass in them and $30 worth of candy.. fuck no! nor am i going to church (heh). i went to work at 3, got a half hr lunch at 6, came back and worked til 10:30 with lines after lines.. i dont even remember the last time we had all 15 lanes opened up... and our new gay boss (he really is gay) doesnt know how to schedule for closing on holidays. therefore, i had to stay not get a break for 4 and a half hours, and i had to stay an extra half hour til 11:30 to wait for all the dumbfucks to realize that the store is and does actually closed at 11 pm!
another thing... my job is so depressing.. i excel at it, im probably one of the fastest checkers there, if not the fastest, and what does it get me?! more fucking people!!! they dont pay me more.. they dont put me in any special category... although at random times they do like to put me in express.. i think they do prefer the faster checkers in there, cuz ive never seen darell in there (this guy is like 6'9", moves and talks as slow as a sloth).
but jesus christ, people... why asparagus and ham!? i hate holiday traditions now. and this is one is a kicker.. since when did silly putty become a thing of easter?? why the hell was every goddamn person buying that as much as those plastic fucking eggs? just because the packaging IS also in the shape of an egg? i hate you people.
so now its near midnight. air and keet are out, and air and/or kiris gave me their colds. bitches.
im just saving up all this potential energy of possibly lashing out for next saturday, when im going to explode. but in the good way, of course.
so yeah, i guess i'll leave ya'll tonight by saying "have a happy easter" cuz you have to for me.
another thing... my job is so depressing.. i excel at it, im probably one of the fastest checkers there, if not the fastest, and what does it get me?! more fucking people!!! they dont pay me more.. they dont put me in any special category... although at random times they do like to put me in express.. i think they do prefer the faster checkers in there, cuz ive never seen darell in there (this guy is like 6'9", moves and talks as slow as a sloth).
but jesus christ, people... why asparagus and ham!? i hate holiday traditions now. and this is one is a kicker.. since when did silly putty become a thing of easter?? why the hell was every goddamn person buying that as much as those plastic fucking eggs? just because the packaging IS also in the shape of an egg? i hate you people.
so now its near midnight. air and keet are out, and air and/or kiris gave me their colds. bitches.
im just saving up all this potential energy of possibly lashing out for next saturday, when im going to explode. but in the good way, of course.
so yeah, i guess i'll leave ya'll tonight by saying "have a happy easter" cuz you have to for me.
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