1.12.2005

update

well, here's the update of how this morning before work went: surprisingly well.
the only problem was that i really didn't want to get up. that was probably due to the fact that i woke up at 4 am and 6 am on the dot. but hey, i made it anyway. no funny business this time.

after fred meyer i had an hr, so i spent a bit of it talking to coworkers, then i picked up some sunny D. the half gallons are $1, so i picked up two. then i stopped by wendy's grabbed me and grandpa some burgers and headed home. cost of burgers: $3.25.

so i get home and start handing out the grub. and i guess wendy's decided to make mine a happy meal, cuz in between two burgers was a 5 dollar bill.
score me! so basically that sunny D and wendy's came to a whopping 25 cents.
i can dig it.

so i finished up lunch with grandpa and headed downstairs to change. the day's not that bad at all! in fact, it's been good! bad luck: gone.

then i push back the curtain that creates my room and i smell it: shit.
i immediately look once again at my shoes. nothing. i scan the floor for some warm nuggets. still nothing. but i smell it! look harder!
look higher!
bed. FUCK! BED! THAT'S MY BED!!!!
a fresh fucking pile of goddamned shit lay waiting for its discovery on my comforter. luckily the culprit missed the fleece blanket strewn on the bed.
but GODDAMMIT. THAT'S MY BED!
and once again, i was running late for work. eating with grandpa set me back a few minutes. so i complained to grandpa about crap in my bed but told him i had to run.
came home and the shit was washed away.
well, either that or somebody removed the pile of shit, put the comforter in the dryer and ran it enough to make it slightly warm.

so. three days running.
anything in store for tomorrow? this shit's getting kinda old.
get it? shit...
yeah....

2 Comments:

Blogger Nurse said...

sucks to be you, dood.
btw, look at this: http://gprime.net/video/blindfoldedmariopianist2.php
supermario bros. dood! it goes on and on!! when you think it's done! He goes to the next level....

10:06 AM  
Blogger Ams said...

Le Poo?

3:08 PM  

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