fuckingass jobs!!
they both called me today.

one: can you work sunday and another day?
no, i work the other job then.

other: can you work today?
no. i work the other job today.

quit calling me!
there's only one day where i don't work either of you and i'd like to keep it that way!!!!
i gave you both my hours, why do you think you should bother to ask if i can work? you think i'm lying to you? you think i'm stupid? what?

LET ME SLEEP!