wank wants to know why i got fired?!
here goes.....

i got a sandwich from the deli.
i was running late, no one was anywhere near the deli register,
so i rang myself up.
debited that shit.
ate it as quick as i could (since it was almost 4:30 and i hadnt eaten that day)
and clocked in.
5 mins later the security guy comes and gets me and takes me to the back room.
he saw me ring myself up.

they have you sign something when you start working saying that you cant do that.
so.


im out of a job...

there ya go.