still bitter but:

email from dad:

Are you joining the Airforce? The rumor in scouts is that you are! It is
very reliable....
Your joining in June????

me:

what?
why is this rumor there?
i bet you had something to do with it =P

dad:

Mr. Cobb is spreading the rumor; not me for once.
I heard about it from Kelley; who heard from someone.


fuckin rumors. i havent seen Mr. Cobb since i shadowed him at his work in physical therapy for high school human physiology!