funny fucking shit:

weekly world news:
they found the skeletons of two gay crewmen.
the cover shows a picture of these two skeletons in an embrace. they were floating in a lifesaver ring for 89 yrs.
howd they know they were gay?
who else but fags would embrace?!

animal planet:
i watched moorpark 24/7 during break.
they were examining macack for TB and herpes =D

work:
the gay clique that we got goin on at freds were all huddled at the kivu stand when i came in this morning.
they were commenting on how they could never work at a KFC because of all those people sucking on the leg bones.
*doing the motions*


on other topics:

that new parcel chic who i was wondering how old she is.
well. she goes through cashier training on monday.
what the fuck does that matter?
well. it means shes at least 18!

chris was talking about how different people were in our group compared to the people in american pie....
w/o a doubt, kevin is jason biggs.
i thought chris to be stiffler ;)
chris thought matt looks like shit brick.
and air thought i was stifflers little bro....fucker.

but i was thinking about the casey affleck scene.
who among us isnt the oldest sibling?
mel doesnt really count cuz her bros so much older and never lived with them....am i the only one other than that?
weird.

so when my shit does finally get published.. theres gunna be hella....
my bad.