7.09.2002

in europe i noticed something that i thought to be ingenius and i wondered why it wasnt implemented here in the US.
the idea was a shopping cart that had 4 wheels that would have 360 degree revolving range.
around here the front two have this awesome power, but the back two are stationary at least in their rotary mobility.
but then today while i was out hunting for carts i realized the need for this impediment.
in europe those tiny ass carts never leave the store cuz people usually walk or take the bus... theres no room for parking.
but over here everyone drives, well, the majority, and when those carts get outside, theyre victim to all those dissimilarly sloped parking lots.
if they did have free range on all four wheels, they would have free range in the parking lot.
having only two wheels that have full motion inhibits the carts ability to easily drift away and into expensive things such as cars.
although, it still happens, and people bitch about it and blame the cartpushers.
what they dont realize is that its their own damn fault.
or at least their peers.
they carelessly abandon the carts when they have expended their use.
leave it where it lies.
sometimes this is on the peak of a slope, so with slight environmental changes, the fucker plunges full-speed at a car.
doh.
not our bad.
yet some people want to make a profit off of this and accuse the cart pushers of running at full speed and intentionally ramming the cart into the car.
oh what fun it is.
we just thought we'd never get caught!
....or something.
stupid ho.
remeniscent of that fat ho that got told "you better watch your attitude" by an old high school acquaintance.
and when she went to complain about it to my employers, told them that i told her that she "better watch her big fucking ass".
great.
luckily the insane ones are easily spotted.
just as this cart-rammed hag was.

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