if you hate bible shit, dont read.

venturing in egypt and abroad, art and the inhabitants drew my attention to a story that concerns big baby deezus.
they say that when he was born, the king ordered a slaughter of all the children of ages 2 and younger killed: the slaughter of the innocents.
so according to egypt and art of the renissance, big baby deezus and fam cruised on over to egypt and went into hiding.

now.

if you know anything about the bible. at least in its state that we have it today, you will know that there is really no mention of this passing in the bible.
i'm looking around to see if there actually is, but so far to no avail:

The Holy Family in Egypt

The advent of the Holy Family to Egypt, seeking refuge, is an event of the utmost significance in our dear country's long, long history.

Moved by the spirit of prophecy, Hosea foresaw the flight from Bethlehem where there was no safe place forth Christ Child to lay his head, and the eventual return of the holy refugees from Their sanctuary in Egypt, where Jesus had found a place in the hearts of the Gentiles, when he uttered God's words: "Out of Egypt have I called My SON ". (Hosea 11: 1)

this is from some shitty website.
on further inspection, reading hosea 11:1
you see this shit is taken out of context:

11 When Israel was a child, I loved him,
and out of Egypt I called my son.
2 The more Ia called them,
the more they went from me;b
they kept sacrificing to the Baals,
and offering incense to idols.

hosea isnt even talking about jesus, hes talking about jacob, who is often times referred to as "israel"

so my next step is to search out and see if theres anything on this "apocrypha" which both the new and old testament have.
theyre basically books that arent credited to belong to what is already in the bible.
the new apocrypha, no one accepts (the catholics accept the old one. ive read the first two of maccabees back in the day, but couldnt really tell you what it was about). this new testament apocrypha has allegedly (i havent read any of it) stories of little baby deezus' childhood.
from about the visitation of the wisemen to about where he turns water into wine.
maybe the politics of the time wanted to exclude anything that conicided with making muslims look like decent people (harboring the holy family).
so. possibly political people in charge set out to whipe this story/history clean from how the people viewed their religion.basically omitting the whole damn thing.
now. i dont know this to be the truth, its merely my hypothesis, but seriously. where the fuck did all of jesus' young life go? they have shit from 6000 years ago but they miss a little blurb in the person that basically makes their whole book?
yeh.. likely.

research ensues.
(sorry if my writing is a bit jumbled.)