dan thinks that the mosquito hawk is the stupidest insect around, and hey, i cant argue with that, but i think the moth is at least an honorable mention.
last night i had one in my room that would attempt to stick itself to the nipple on my light, seeing as how they have an ifiniti for it (light, not the nipple).
well, this thick-bodied moth wouldn't be able to hold his fatass up there, so on three different occasions, its retarded ass would simply drop to the floor with a loud thud.
now if it wasnt enough that it tried unsuccessfully to do it two other times, it also found its way over to my computer screen, where something went wrong and the fucking thing was spinning around on my desk on its head like a top thats almost at the end of its spins at a 45 degree angle. it did this for like a minute, in between its nose dives from the nipple, of course.
so annoyed by that, i turned off my light, and it eventually dissappeared into the darkness, and i decided to get some sleep.
this morning i wake awaken by the flapping of wings and the noise of attempted head-butting escape through the window.
the moth was trying to get outside to the light. its bad.
i think in between the curtain and the window will be its final resting place.
RIP, stupid mother fucker.
last night i had one in my room that would attempt to stick itself to the nipple on my light, seeing as how they have an ifiniti for it (light, not the nipple).
well, this thick-bodied moth wouldn't be able to hold his fatass up there, so on three different occasions, its retarded ass would simply drop to the floor with a loud thud.
now if it wasnt enough that it tried unsuccessfully to do it two other times, it also found its way over to my computer screen, where something went wrong and the fucking thing was spinning around on my desk on its head like a top thats almost at the end of its spins at a 45 degree angle. it did this for like a minute, in between its nose dives from the nipple, of course.
so annoyed by that, i turned off my light, and it eventually dissappeared into the darkness, and i decided to get some sleep.
this morning i wake awaken by the flapping of wings and the noise of attempted head-butting escape through the window.
the moth was trying to get outside to the light. its bad.
i think in between the curtain and the window will be its final resting place.
RIP, stupid mother fucker.
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]
<< Home