i never do this:

i got one of those huge fatty checks that companies get, so i asked the guy who was buying all this tv stuff (tv, stand, and wall mount) what his company does. he sed they do glassblowing. he sed i could look at some of their work at gfheadies.com
ya know, i thought just glassblowing was a cool but tedious art...
then i go look at this shit, and its pipes!!
wha? now i get it.