dan = fixer
atta boy!
its still on its last legs though.

oh. so you know what pisses me off?
i was in the express lane today...
and yeah, i do take people with over 10 items, but you'd think it should be by my discretion, right?
theres all these fuckers that come up and are like.. "oh, is it ok, i have 11 things."
yeah.. so come to find out its more like 21, and then since its there, they go and grab a couple candy bars...
fuckers.
those 10 items or less signs are so fucking huge, why is it that i have to repeatedly say,
"um, ma'am/sir, this do you have more than 10 items?"
they say, "oh, im sorry, i didnt see the [FUCKING HUGE] sign."
i hate it when they get all their shit on the belt before i notice, cuz then its like i have to ring them up, and everyone behind them gets pissed.....

ok, why does this scare me?
i dont know if any of you have ever observed this, but working with money a lot, i have.
canadian money clangs with a higher pitch when it hits other coins.
i can tell when i mistakenly give away a canadian penny or whatever just by the sound.
a lot of the time if people notice they get canadian money, they ask for it to be switched.
thats mostly just the eccentric people, but its just a big hassle.
so everytime i hear that off-pitch chime, i kinda get wary, hoping they didnt notice that i just got that shit outta my till and pawned it off on them.... they rarely do, i mean who checks their change? even if its like 80-90 cents.
i make sure i count out the bills to the people though. thats what matters.

more boring stories of life at grocery stores...
my bad.