alright. i guess i'll write about the unimportant shit i was going to type about earlier.....

yeah. so work today. they stuck me with the shitty lane today, and the other person who came at the same time, got the express =P
the one i got is shitty, cuz for some reason, they decided to make a metal plate stick outta the ground like right beside me, so ever fucker has to rev up and push their cart hard to get over it... whos bright idea was that? who knows... youd think they could make a ramp or something for it..

so i was going to buy a 25 cent pop today on my break, but i go into the break room, and theres food! like FreE food! so i snack on that shit, and i get a free pop too. i guess its some employee appreciation?.. something gay like that.

so i go back, and they stick me in for this other guy... and this chix in my line, and shit got a shitload of stuff, i mean a cart stuffed full.
so then she loads all her shit up, and is like, "ok, now im going to go get my other cart, so you might want to warn people who try to get in this like.. FuH!
turns out that shes loading up for a 30-day boat trip for 17 guys. shes already made two trips to costco.
so yeah.. i ring it all up, half way through one of my bosses starts to help me... then hes like.. well, if i knew it was for a boat, i woulda taken her to 16 (where they do the big orders).. but yeah.. i didnt know she had all that...

so i get done.. $929 and change.
my biggest order..
i think ive had $800-something before. but never over $1000
but imagine this....
the average large family who would bring a shitloada groceries, and all it is is food.
their bill will be about $250, $300 if theyre (un)lucky.
so yeah, multiply that by 3 or so....

good thing the chic was semi-hot.
...which brings me to another observation:
all hot chix that come through my line solo, when they say "hello" the always only mouth it! without fail!
i dont get it! what the hell?! they'll talk normally afterward, but just the salutations are silent. its weird.

um. methinks thats about it.
oh, i jacked this weird frisbee thing from work.
it was way easy. just stuck it in my pocket when i went to break and de-loop. its out!

went to safeway for dinner shit tonight. i had a couple of bread things and looked around for a red basket thing, you know what im talkin about, but the only ones i could see were by the door. so i looked around and headed for them. this cashier saw me looking around, and thought that was kinda suspicious... so he kept watching me, so i thought i'd say, "yeah, im just getting a basket."
after he herd that, he turned away... i coulda just walked out. i think its really easy to jack shit, if its only a couple things, and things that you might not put into bags. if you just act normal. yeah, who would notice? theyd think your reciepts in your pocket or something. people always ask me if i want to see their receipt, even when they buzz at the door... why bother? heh.

oh. last thing.
i thought people were retarded that couldnt figure out the debit, but like they say, its different at every store. at safeway, theirs is kinda funky. you can figure it out, but i can see the confusion. but yes, there still are some people are not that smart to figure it out.
po' bastards.