3.14.2007

Conservapedia

Why use Wikipedia when there's Conservapedia?
note commandment #1: Everything you post must be true and verifiable.

I know you've been asking yourself, "Where do kangaroos come from?
Check out their origins on Conservapedia!

"There is debate whether this migration happened over land[2] -- as Australia was still for a time connected to Europe by a land bridge similar to the one that connected Asia to America[3] -- or if they rafted on mats of vegetation torn up by the receding flood waters.[2] Another theory is that God simply generated kangaroos into existence there."

It's ok. It came from an accredited website:
"How did animals get from the Ark to isolated places, such as Australia?", ChristianAnswers.net.

My favorite is my job description.
Check out Archaeology.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Christiananswers.net missed the biggest question, just how big would the ark have to be to fit ALL the animals? hmmm, ponder that one...

Keith

11:27 AM  
Blogger Kato said...

your link to kangaroo origins is fucked

"After the Flood, these kangaroos bred from the Ark passengers migrated to Australia. There is debate whether this migration happened over land[5] with lower sea levels during the post-flood ice age, or before the supercontinent of Pangea broke apar"

if the latter then noah was building his ark 250m years ago

9:42 AM  

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