almost shorn
some people saw me last night with my fatty month-old beard.
i liked it, but my work didn't.
so in spite of them, i still complied with their regulations and got rid of the beard, but kept the 'stache.
i got many a second glances, and fellow employees were asking what the hell was wrong with me, and how long it had been since i'd last seen them.
i got accused of being a pedophile and pornstar within an hour.
other people said it made me look just plain old.
ran into keith's grandmama as she was paying at u-scan.
she turns around and sees me, and i quote:
"WHAT is THAT on your FACE!?! THAT needs to come OFF!!"
that wasn't the only face of disgust today. there were many more that preceeded and followed dear ol' grammy.
i was mario, i had dirt under my nose, i was plain disgusting.
...so if this is coming from people that know me, i wonder what the random customer might think.
which reminds me...
i stared at the same dozen women for the past month with exception of the few nasty, haggardly, crack-headed women that frequented the local "Big D" pub.
it's nice to be back in a world of variety.
i liked it, but my work didn't.
so in spite of them, i still complied with their regulations and got rid of the beard, but kept the 'stache.
i got many a second glances, and fellow employees were asking what the hell was wrong with me, and how long it had been since i'd last seen them.
i got accused of being a pedophile and pornstar within an hour.
other people said it made me look just plain old.
ran into keith's grandmama as she was paying at u-scan.
she turns around and sees me, and i quote:
"WHAT is THAT on your FACE!?! THAT needs to come OFF!!"
that wasn't the only face of disgust today. there were many more that preceeded and followed dear ol' grammy.
i was mario, i had dirt under my nose, i was plain disgusting.
...so if this is coming from people that know me, i wonder what the random customer might think.
which reminds me...
i stared at the same dozen women for the past month with exception of the few nasty, haggardly, crack-headed women that frequented the local "Big D" pub.
it's nice to be back in a world of variety.
6 Comments:
ha! wish i would have seen that. dood, i gotta hear about you trip. and also pictures. glad you had fun.
Hmph, well I thought the beard was cute. The mustache is ok too, but the full on beard is my fave. You did look older though!
And, I have pix; I'll email them.
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i'm good, thanks.
ha! did amidy ever tell you her interview story with mary
You probably looked like Grizzly Adams...
What interview Kelley?
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