want some work stories?
here goes:
earlier today i had a black dude with a metro shirt on.
probably drives the bus that i couldnt see around to know if i was going to get slammed on my trip over to J in the C for lunch.
the only thing wrong was that this dude was always shakin. and not that voluntary shit.
like parkinsons or whatever.
uncontrollable, small spasms.
now i dont know about you,
but i sure dont want people like that driving vehicles on the same roads that i do when theyre shakey as fuck and 4 times the size of my car.
scary shit.

2nd, aka, best for last.
i had this rather large woman in my line today.
ive seen my share of large women in the store, and this was definately one of the heavy rankers.
this is like on the verge of smart cart action. if she was any older, (she was only about 35-40) im sure she wouldnt be strong enough to walk around the store with her weight.
so anyway, my guess is somewhere around 400 lbs.
well.
the cart is behind her, like most people seem to manage to do.
and they want it infront of her.
so she puts herself a bit into my little cubby area.
i was amazed that she didnt have to get any further in. i wasnt smothered,
however.
HOWEVER.
her pubic roll which probably hung half way down to her knees (no joke),
touched my leg.
um. yeah. i'll leave it at that..... pubic roll.