ok. so i have this customer that requests a cart.
hark! off in the distance i see one!
i book for the fucker, snatch it and with haste bring it back.
it was just chillin it the middle of the entry way.
nothing in it.

im fillin it up with the odd'-shaped items the lady had purchased when another lady comes up behind me.
i'd like you to know that that was my cart. and that was very rude of you to take it.
blah blah blah.
she sez more shit, and reiterates that it was rude of me to take the cart.

ok bitch.
first off.
i didnt know it was anyones cart.
secondly, its not like it had shit in it and i dumped it and ran off with it.
thirdly it was in the middle of fucking NO WHERE.
isnt the objective of having a cart to be able to keep all your shit WITH YOU?!?

youre rude for calling me out when its your dumb ass that let it happen.

if your kid runs off and gets raped by large, hairy old men, is that my bad cuz you weren't watching them?
fuck no!
bitch.